the car we had been storing in the wildlands of PA
I had to laugh when I read that.
Many years ago I did a short stint as a truck driver . Pennsylvania, by far , has the highest incidents of cars, appliances, etc in the front yard than any other state.
This was in a garage, but PA is a fairly depressed state.
For all of that, the 2 cities that have money are the liberal ones. The depressed areas in between Philly and Pittsburgh are conservative.