There's a good chance you hallucinated this week without ever knowing it

Inverse ^ | October 11, 2019 | By Jack Barton on

[Silentgypsy]

Hey, y’all.

[Silentgypsy]

This disproves the contention that all the lunatics in the world are in Memphis.

[ArGee]

I thought they were all in Congress.

[Monkey Face]

After three calls to get results, I’ve finally learned the bone isn’t broken. The bruising has subsided quite a bit, and I’m happy to say, it was most likely due to me taking D3 tablets. Of course, the thing is still painful and still swollen, but I’m happy my bones are still strong. :o]

[Tax-chick]

Excellent news!

[Monkey Face]

Yessim! It is!

Now, I’m going to go get parallel to the deck and hope reveille doesn’t come too soon.

Have a good night!

[Tax-chick]

I hope it works out great for you!

[NicknamedBob]

"Of course, the thing is still painful and still swollen, but I’m happy my bones are still strong."

'Face, with all appropriate respect I consider you my perhaps unwilling guide through the minefield.

Maybe it will help if we pretend that I've got your back.

[Tax-chick]

Older people have much to teach us ... willy-nilly.

[ArGee]

A most interesting post number. The symmetry must mean something.

[Tax-chick]

The earth revolves around the sun?

[ArGee]

What goes up must come down?

[Tax-chick]

Round things roll downhill.

[Tax-chick]

[Monkey Face]

If you’ve got my back, Bob, then that makes me spineless* and that will never do. Start taking D3 and your bone density will surprise the medicos! (Forget about it if the doc tells you to take Fosamax. That stuff will kill you.) :o])

*I do appreciated that we can pretend you’ve got my back. Unwilling or not, a Guide it is that I am. It helps to know that someone is watching out for me.

[Monkey Face]

I had a 90-minute nap yesterday morning, so I wasn’t sure I would sleep well last night, but I did. Nine hours worth. I think I wake up because I get cold when the mattress pad shuts off. I also think I will try an experiment...wait until I shut the light off to re-set the mattress pad. I hate being cold!!

[Tax-chick]

I could have stayed in bed, but I was having a dream that was a mash-up of every single event and annoyance from the past three days, going on into the next two weeks. Missing music pages, the number of chairs for Thanksgiving, different meetings scheduled on the same day, CATS.

[Monkey Face]

Wow. Morning Floof has eyes almost the same color as the patches on his coat. How sweet!

Good morning.

I’m up late or you’re up early. Was Jake not available for Sleepy Things during the night? Do you have Excursions today?

I have to go to Walmart. The last time I went, I bought some water and when I checked over the receipt, I saw that they didn’t charge me for it. So I have to go pay them. The same thing happened with a small book I ordered. It was so late in coming that I asked for a refund and it showed up the same day, so I need to try and repay them for that. It was only $5+ but still...

[Monkey Face]

...I was having a dream that was a mash-up of every single event and annoyance from the past three days...

Oh, I HATE when I do that! It's like you're not really asleep but half-awake and it's very tiring!

[Tax-chick]

I figure there’s an equilibrium between the times we’re overcharged and the times we’re undercharged.

Up at 5:00 as usual. I need to make some food for today’s event, the Spanish Advent retreat. The one for which I’ve lost my pages. Maybe they’re at church: I found one of our notebooks there last night when I was setting up microphones.