After five minutes of that, I’d douse myself with gasoline and light a match.
The plan is to drive every non PC leftist insane.
Hardly satire. Elect more Dems and gas pumps will be forced to trickle at same rate as electricity charges EV batteries. Hours to fill. It’s only fair, and for the children.
And whites will pay 30% more.
LOL.. Don’t give the Leftists any ideas!
Love the Babylon Bee!!
HAHAHA! Love the BB.
Looks like a job for the cordless drill in my truck.
Are they willing to be held accountable when people use the gasoline to immolate themselves and accidentally others rather than listen to that twit rant?
LOL.
They (the Left) has no idea what is going to happen.
5.56mm
Works for me. I can laugh at it while I gas up my 392 Hemi Challenger. If it weren’t for the tires being so damned expensive, I’d be happy to turn a few of them into smoke too, thus ensuring the need to replace them with more petroleum-based tires.
Seriously. For that matter, how is she and her entourage getting around? Rail? Amtrak is a Leftist joke, and not the funny kind. Most of our states are larger than her whole country.
That’s funny right there.
But I can see some version of that happening once the Democrats take over everything. In some parts of the country you now have to fill out a dozen forms if you want to cut down a tree. So why not the same when buying gasoline?
Sample gasoline questions:
Can you prove that you are a politician or a celebrity? If so, skip the rest of the form. Otherwise:
Explain why you need this gasoline.
Provide evidence that your planned route is the most energy-efficient one.
Provide evidence that carpooling is not available in your area.
Provide evidence that mass transit is not available in your area.
“The law will not apply to celebrities purchasing jet fuel.”
I doubt it will apply to re-fueling costs for airliners transporting scowling autistic 16 year old Swedish girls either.
Even with the 20 minute “Greta-lecture” delay this will still be far quicker and more efficient than trying to recharge any electric vehicle.
After five minutes of that, I’d douse myself with gasoline and light a match.
How dare you not offer green stamps with every purchase!
If Hillary runs again, we need to force voters to watch videos of her screeching and cackling before they vote.
From my recent travels:
Reg Gas in SoCal: $4.29/gal
Reg Gas in FL: 2.39/gal
As the lines between satire and reality become less and less clear...