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Florida man 'tried to get an alligator drunk by pouring beer down its throat'
Daily Mail UK ^
| 10/07/2019
| Jerry Barmash
Posted on 10/08/2019 9:18:06 PM PDT by BenLurkin
Two Florida men are accused of capturing an alligator from the side of the road, holding it down, and pouring beer down the reptile's throat - while one of the men encouraged it to bite his arm.
Timothy Kepke, 27, and Noah Osborne, 22, allegedly filmed the incident around 10pm on August 26 in Palm City.
In a police report, Kepke claimed Osborne grabbed the animal with his bare hands from the side of the road. Kepke was apparently bitten by the animal on his right forearm before pouring the beer down its throat, but it's not clear how serious the injury was.
Both men were arrested on October 3 after police became aware of a video the pair made of the incident. The video has not been released by police, and it's not clear if it was circulated before their arrests.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: alligator; beer; floridaman
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To: faithhopecharity
LOL!
I was thinking these two would make good Darwin Award candidates.
To: faithhopecharity
Thank God it’s Florida. Cops should shoot the two assholes and give the gator a tetnus shot for biting a rabid jerk and in the morning give the gator some vitamin C and an aspirin. This is why we carry concealed. We shoot animals to save animals.
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posted on
10/08/2019 10:21:23 PM PDT
by
Equine1952
(Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought))
To: BenLurkin
Wait, is that illegal? Asking for a friend...
To: BenLurkin
Must have been late —The girls all get prettier at closing time
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posted on
10/08/2019 10:29:24 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
( “Politicians are not , born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: faithhopecharity
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posted on
10/08/2019 10:40:42 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: BenLurkin
Makes sense
Gators won’t drink alone
To: BenLurkin
Having a good sense of humor is not a crime!
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posted on
10/08/2019 11:12:37 PM PDT
by
MNDude
To: Georgia Girl 2
“Hole muh beer”
In this instance it was actually “Hold muh alligator”
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posted on
10/08/2019 11:35:16 PM PDT
by
Bobalu
(Buy and hold physical silver! Consider this a warning my FRiend.)
To: BenLurkin
Get it drunk and take advantage of it...
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posted on
10/08/2019 11:46:58 PM PDT
by
Berlin_Freeper
(Great and unmatched wisdom.)
To: BenLurkin
This is the kind of thing that happens when cousins marry.
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posted on
10/08/2019 11:56:41 PM PDT
by
jmacusa
("If wisdom is not the Lord, what is wisdom?)
To: All
I can’t really see that there would be any other way of doing it.
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posted on
10/08/2019 11:57:11 PM PDT
by
Peter ODonnell
(Nobody reads this anyway so here's my password: *************)
To: BenLurkin
“Creepy alligator comin’ all around the bend/ talkin’ ‘bout the times when we wuz mutual friends...’’
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posted on
10/08/2019 11:58:26 PM PDT
by
jmacusa
("If wisdom is not the Lord, what is wisdom?)
To: BenLurkin
They look like a couple of inbreds. I’d bet it was a little biddy gator.
To: Revel
Like everything disapproved, it is against the law.
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posted on
10/09/2019 2:04:39 AM PDT
by
A strike
(Import third world become third world)
To: BenLurkin
The video has not been released by police, and it's not clear if it was circulated before their arrests.Did they look on YouTube? People will do incredibly stupid **** to get views.
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posted on
10/09/2019 2:16:12 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(The Electoral College is the firewall protecting us from massive blue state vote fraud.)
To: BenLurkin
Sounds like they would not have two beers left from a case to pull this crap off
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posted on
10/09/2019 3:06:43 AM PDT
by
eartick
(Stupidity is expecting the government that broke itself to go out and fix itself. Texan for TEXIT!)
To: BenLurkin
I would suggest a “Florida Man” ping list, but I don’t want to be bombarded with 50 notifications per day...
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posted on
10/09/2019 3:57:51 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
( is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: Crucial
Florida man strikes again.According to the article, it appears there are now TWO Florida Men!
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posted on
10/09/2019 5:33:42 AM PDT
by
Right Wing Assault
(Kill-googl,TWTR,FCBK,NYT,WaPo,Hlwd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antfa,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA,ARP)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
10/09/2019 5:34:22 AM PDT
by
IronJack
To: lee martell
Wise men say, only fools rush in ...
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posted on
10/09/2019 5:35:06 AM PDT
by
IronJack
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