My Ohio bananas aren't growing fast enough so we need more global warming.
I’d like to ask Dear Child Greta the Good if she’s stopped farting yet, or if she’s continuing to destroy our precious resources day after day after day, with all her broccoli and bean farts.
Watched a couple minutes of her “speech”..
Missed the part where she spoke in Beelzebub’s voice, her head began spinning and the green stuff spewed from her pie hole...
Got a nice crop of huge lemons this year...Colorado! More globull warming please...