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To: IronJack
Why does an open-faced peanut butter sandwich always land face down if the floor is carpet?

The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

7 posted on 09/29/2019 6:38:35 AM PDT by Roccus (When you talk to a politician...ANY politician...always say, "Remember Ceausescu")
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To: Roccus

“The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. “

And the color. If it’s white, you are safe betting the whole roll.


9 posted on 09/29/2019 6:43:53 AM PDT by Openurmind
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To: Roccus

But has that been confirmed through expensive government studies?


13 posted on 09/29/2019 7:10:04 AM PDT by IronJack
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