“Well, I had just gotten evicted from my apartment, one week after gettin’ fired for drinking on the job, and I had no place to stay till I saw my Social Worker. I just needed a play to get off the streets for a few days.
So my Ex- says to me:”Why don’t do something a little bit stupid, and a little bit violent, just enough to get yourself arrested for a few days. It always works for me!”
I forgot the “Satire” tag to above post.