I'm waiting for British Chef Gordon Ramsay to chime in with his signature 4 letter words.
“’Historically we needed a point on the end of our knife to pick up food because forks weren’t invented. Now we only need the point to open packets when we can’t be bothered to find the scissors,’ the letter reads.”
Never actually prepared food in a kitchen, I guess. They are either so rich they have servants, so rich they only eat in restaurants, or so lazy they only eat fast food take-outs (take-aways in the UK I guess.)
Cowardly Brits.
Brits are tough! After the government confiscated their guns back in the 1930s, and after their army was beaten at Dunkirk, the tough English people prepared to throw back a German invasion with those great traditional weapons of the English farmer.
The EVIL HAY RAKE, Garden hoe, pitchfork and scythe!
Then they begged from the US citizens... SEND A GUN TO DEFEND AN BRITISH HOME!
Now they will be pleading with US citizens...”please send dentures so we can chew our food!”
Yeah. Try deveining some shrimp with a rounded tip knife. Or cleaning a fish. Buffoons.
(whew)….Brits.
For a minute I thought this was Rochester, New York. Lots of wacky Liberals there, but not THIS wacky.
I'm waiting for British Chef Gordon Ramsay to chime in with his signature 4 letter words.
Reducing criminals in turn reduces crime, too.
And, people can have nice things again...
I think I saw an old epi of Top Chef in which the challenge was at an airport restaurant.
The chefs couldn't bring their knife kits, and all that was available were knives with cables attached.
