I heard a Texas Aggie sing this once (got most of the words):
We’re a dirty bunch of bastards, scum of the Earth,
A boon to every whorehouse, gone from bad to worse
(Found in every whorehouse)
da da da da da da, ‘cause we think it’s nice,
We’re a dirty bunch of bastards, we’re from Rice.
What comes out of a Chinaman’s @zz?? Rice! Rice! Rice!
This time they deserve it.
You didn’t make that up. I remember that too