Hey, Taxman. How about this for form, Sir?
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Dear Mr. President:
I am low income trailer trash, have held many jobs and was an enlisted rank weekend warrior in a combat platoon for a few years. I am old and un-stylish but have not seriously offended anyone or broken any laws. Please don’t sign any universal background check law, because such law would allow the Democrats to implement a registry of owners of firearms for future confiscation.
Please don’t sign any red flag law, which law would allow neighborhood socialists to violate our civil rights without any remedy for our kind or our smelly, redneck, Walmart-shopping families. Believe it or not, we are human beings, too. Besides, what would folks like you do without gluttonous consumers like us?
Very Sincerely Yours,
Beetle Bailey
That is great!
Send it to ALL of them!
POTUS, your CongressCritter and both Senators!
Ask your email buddies to do the same.
We MUST let them know that we take our Oath seriously!