[4yearlurker]

Years ago my brother in law had a morbidly obese fat friend. One night he stopped by for a visit. When he sat on the couch the couch busted at one end. Snapped two legs right off. They would go to the Chinese Buffet and ultimately after eating and eating they would throw him out. He would refuse to leave and the cops were called. Happened more than once.

[trisham]

I once worked with a woman who, on her first day, sat down at her desk and the chair collapsed under her. The company had to order a special chair for her. I wonder if she’s still alive.