Dead man found rolled up in red carpet outside Harlem Starbucks

N Y Post ^ | September 12, 2019 | Anabel Sosa, Olivia Bensimon and Natalie Musumeci

[Jane Long]

What lead you to call it a homicide? Was is because the body was wrapped in a red carpet?

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You didn’t read the entire article, did you?

It was the nearby Target shopping cart.

Keep up!

[Secret Agent Man]

Little Jeffy Epstein? By the Clinton Cleaning Crew?

No, they’d have dropped the carpet off in a park.

[grey_whiskers]

in before the Vince Foster lines.

[arthurus]

An interesting take on “red carpet treatment.”

[arthurus]

Rolling out the red carpet for Andy McCabe?

[henbane]

A red Target shopping cart was found on Bradhurst Avenue — around the corner from where the body was discovered — and marked as evidence by police.
Investigators believe the cart played a role in moving the body, according to a cop source.

An iconic conveyance

[Flick Lives]

...the unconscious and unresponsive man with signs of head trauma wrapped in a cardboard box inside of the carpet, authorities said.

“We’re treating it at this point as a homicide”

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Ya think?

[TChad]

Someone just flunked Body Disposal 101.

When you wrap the body in the carpet, you simply do not leave feet sticking out.

Sheesh.

[Dixie Yooper]

This is what can happen when you ask for a large black coffee.

[NativeSon]

True but then there’s that cardboard box, a clear sign of foul play.