[real saxophonist]

Couple of years ago, I was walking past a middle school that was on recess. Lots of kids out playing. One of them kicked a soccer ball over the fence right in front of me, so I caught it and tossed it back to them.

That's the only time I have ever touched a soccer ball.

[dfwgator]

That's the only time I have ever touched a soccer ball.

And your hands didn't fall off?

[hirn_man]

Soccer, the sport that teaches the virtually worthless skill of foot/eye coordination.