Enco (now Exxon) used to say "put a tiger in your tank"
With a nice fat electric eel in your tank, you can drive your Tesla forever! Some assembly and wiring required.
1 posted on
09/10/2019 3:49:44 PM PDT by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
“With a nice fat electric eel in your tank, you can drive your Tesla forever”
Sorry. Amps needed.
2 posted on
09/10/2019 3:52:07 PM PDT by
TexasGator
(Z1z)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Esso. Drop a tiger in your tank.
I remember it.
Even after being removed these electric organs will give out shocks.
3 posted on
09/10/2019 3:53:55 PM PDT by
ifinnegan
(Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Yeah. Esso is Exxon.
4 posted on
09/10/2019 3:57:47 PM PDT by
ifinnegan
(Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
To: DUMBGRUNT
It’s not the volts, it’s the amps that kill you. How many amps does an eel generate?
5 posted on
09/10/2019 4:01:19 PM PDT by
jonascord
(First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
“The analysis also revealed that E. voltai could produce shocks up to 860 volts, higher than has been measured for electric eels or any other organism before. The third rail powering New York City’s subway system carries 625 volts, while electric chairs used for executions produce over 2,000 volts.”
Amps?
6 posted on
09/10/2019 4:01:56 PM PDT by
EEGator
To: DUMBGRUNT
and in other news: it is endangered and the Chinese consider it a delicacy. LOL
7 posted on
09/10/2019 4:04:39 PM PDT by
txnativegop
(The political left, Mankinds intellectual hemlock)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Esso, Enco, Humble, Exxon, Exxon Mobile.
Around Central PA it was known as Humble, briefly.
8 posted on
09/10/2019 4:07:31 PM PDT by
Tucker39
("It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington)
To: DUMBGRUNT
EELnado.. On SyFy soon.
A secret gubamint program to interbreed eels and use the offspring as weapons..
Just when you thought it was safe to go back near the water after Sharknado..
what happens when you breed an electric eel with a shark?
Tuna in for the sharking fin of an ending.
9 posted on
09/10/2019 4:09:15 PM PDT by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi - Monthly Donors Rock!!!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a fish, why not do it with some style?
10 posted on
09/10/2019 4:09:28 PM PDT by
Ezekiel
(The pun is mightier than the s-word. Goy to the World!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
What I’d like to know is whether possession (in lieu of a taser) constitutes a criminal offense in NYC.
18 posted on
09/10/2019 4:19:24 PM PDT by
Zhang Fei
(My dad had a Delta 88. That was a car. It was like driving your living room.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
Newly Identified Electric Eel Species Is Most Shocking Animal EverI saw what they did there. But still fell flat.
31 posted on
09/10/2019 4:35:16 PM PDT by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
To: DUMBGRUNT
“Shocking....positively shocking”.
33 posted on
09/10/2019 4:45:02 PM PDT by
bobby.223
(Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I am not surprised by this finding at all. Many years ago Al Gore said that Global Warming would cause small snakes to mutate and become huge, high-voltage electric eels.
40 posted on
09/10/2019 4:55:16 PM PDT by
Leaning Right
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
An 8 ft. long eel that has never been found until now.
Yep, the planet is “losing species at an alarming rate” alrighty. lol
41 posted on
09/10/2019 4:56:48 PM PDT by
TigersEye
(This is the age of the death of reason.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Oh and so now that these eels have gotten sufficient public attention, they TOO shall run against Biden, Warren and others in the Democrat Primary....*sigh*
43 posted on
09/10/2019 5:00:31 PM PDT by
ransomnote
(IN GOD WE TRUST)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Does it come with a USB port?
CC
48 posted on
09/10/2019 5:20:08 PM PDT by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV)
To: DUMBGRUNT
53 posted on
09/10/2019 5:48:18 PM PDT by
Bullish
(My tagline ran off with another man.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
Don't use newspeak. It is not the Amazon rain forest, it is the Amazon jungle.
60 posted on
09/10/2019 10:27:24 PM PDT by
A strike
(Import third world become third world)
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