It could have been worse. Hasbro could have included a rule where all males must start the game in jail. But maybe that will come later.
For the microaggressions of the patriarchy...
Women should have to register for the draft now.
Check on the noise in the middle of the night.
Go down with the ship.
Last out of a house fire.
Fight the mentally ill street goon.
Compete on an equal level.
Take more dangerous jobs.
Lose their stuff more in court cases.