[humblegunner]

We go to some really nice cigar bars here where the ladies sip single-malt scotch while the guys light up and play dominoes. I allow smoking in my home.

[miss marmelstein]

Ah’ve invited yew a thousand times to Bud’s Ceegar City, son, but yew never shew up. Ah’m a-thinkin’ yew goin’ health-nazi on me. Ah’m mighty sad.