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To: McGruff

A Japanese man who never drank was repeatedly cited for drunk driving: too much rice, which fermented in his gut.


36 posted on 09/07/2019 11:22:43 PM PDT by YogicCowboy ("I am not entirely on anyone's side, because no one is entirely on mine." - J. R. R. Tolkien)
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To: YogicCowboy

Damn I had that problem too but rice wasn’t it, it was sweet corn plus some yeast products. 5 or 6 ears of corn with a little yeast product and viola. The judge was pretty skeptical at first. I invited him over and fed him sweet corn and some wine/beer and rock and roll music with some girls I know. Next morning he could see how easy going astray can be. He fined me $800.00 and wanted to know if any sweet corn and Jill were still around. Jail is for losers. :).


37 posted on 09/07/2019 11:42:54 PM PDT by Equine1952 (Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought))
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