A Japanese man who never drank was repeatedly cited for drunk driving: too much rice, which fermented in his gut.
Damn I had that problem too but rice wasnt it, it was sweet corn plus some yeast products. 5 or 6 ears of corn with a little yeast product and viola. The judge was pretty skeptical at first. I invited him over and fed him sweet corn and some wine/beer and rock and roll music with some girls I know. Next morning he could see how easy going astray can be. He fined me $800.00 and wanted to know if any sweet corn and Jill were still around. Jail is for losers. :).