A friend of mine went through a fairly amicable divorce many years ago. He gave his wife and daughter his fairly new F150 since he wanted them to be safe and took her old Escort.
He was at a gas station / convenience store and was flirting with a cute ambulance driver who had fueled the vehicle and was getting a snack and a drink.
He was getting a good vibe from her when she asked, “which car is yours?” He pointed to his old, crappy Escort and she smiled and said, “WOW! You must have a huge penis!”
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh