I have no problem relating to you on this. Only Liberals could screw something up so badly.
I used to buy 5 gallon Blitz Gas containers at Wal-mart for 5 bucks. Before the changeover. Hang on to them if you got em because they are worth their weight in gold.
Speaking of which how many people know that Blitz was put out of business because someone used one of the cans to pour gas on a bonfire. When they got hurt then they sued Blitz because the container had no warning not to do that. And they won.
Spend $40 and get a 5 gallon Eagle metal can and the spout attachment, instead of those crappy plastic jugs that the cap and nozzle that always leaks