I worked at Wamu bank for many years. Our branch was robbed so corporate put a rent a cop in branch.
Yup, he sat in the lounge chairs and slept. The other one went and tried to hustle chicks that worked in the branch...
the other wanted to jawbone me but when I refused he called me a racist and then slashed the tires of my car....
Holy Sh*t dude, sorry, but I'm laughing my a** off because it is so funny. Cases like that call for a midnight visit to the goon's home and top off his gas tank with some sugar.....