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2 posted on 09/05/2019 10:40:16 AM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you care!)
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I think we are all going to die and if you are going to die then it should have a name. Dying of old age has no attraction to me. I have forgotten which comedian said it, but he said it best: "So you do everything right and you live five years longer. Well guess what? Those are the bad years of your life. Really old people either lose their health or mind in the last five years of their life. Why would anyone want that."

I told my wife that if I live to the age of 80, I am going to set an alarm clock. When the alarm goes off, I will go out and dig a ditch for 30 minutes, then smoke a cigar and drink whiskey. When drinking the whiskey, I am going to close my eyes and reset the alarm clock.

27 posted on 09/05/2019 12:57:13 PM PDT by fini
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