[Clutch Martin]

Turkey Farmers wear safety glasses, because turkeys have the ability to pluck out your eyeball in a flash they know exactly what to strike. I’ve also heard ostriches and emus who do much the same thing however an ostrich or emu also has formidable talons and they can rip you up pretty badly.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

same thing however an ostrich or emu also has formidable talons and they can rip you up pretty badly.

I know this emu is killing me. Make it go away.