>>I hope it wasn’t broken by one of the goats in a drunken rage.
Surely it was only broken by a goat that, seeing a customer about to drink past their driving limit, was subtle enough to trip them up so that they broke their bottle. Goats being sterling examples of civic citizens.
As a teetotaler, I was always considered the perfect companion in a beer garden that gave out free beer.
All I know about goats is that our local ones eat Christmas ribbons.
Deck the Halls - Wrentham Shops - The Trail Band
https://youtu.be/7Y_A2jLfj8o
they’ll eat anything.