what’s an energy chew?
Is it a caffeinated candy bar? Are only some substances tolerated in the running community?
Is it a chew toy? Is it swallowed (like food, our primary energy source)?
i’m going wi chew toy...
Must be like the Clif Bloks that I eat when I’m hiking. And what moron goes looking for this kind of thing out in a town they’re not familiar with? They’re WAY cheaper on Amazon and most sporting goods stores don’t even carry them, I wouldn’t expect a town of 2000 people to have an REI. Seems like you’d hit a grocery store and get some trail mix with M&Ms or granola bars. That part of the story sounds made up to me. If you leave your Clif Bloks sitting on your dresser, they might as well be on the moon. Just assume you’re not getting any on this trip. You have a 99.9% chance of being right.