[Da Coyote]

So, which “Totally Useless Studies” major is she going for?

[real saxophonist]

Maybe they’ll offer ‘A Study on Barack Obama’s Presidency’ PS class. She’ll take it and get a B.

[cherry]

I’ll bet she’ll graduate in May....probably we awarded several degrees....and she’ll do it while partying in NYC...

[pas]

It is Michigan so......

[Lizavetta]

So, which “Totally Useless Studies” major is she going for?

Doesn't matter. Even if it's Mesopotamian Cultural Studies she'll still get a board position at some Fortune 500 overseeing an industry of which she'll know nothing.