Washington man reports his truck stolen — while he was robbing a store nearby, police say

Fox News ^ | August 27, 2019 | Nicole Darrah

[EdnaMode]

Police say a man in Washington reported his truck was stolen — as he happened to be nearby allegedly robbing a store himself.

William Kelley called authorities on Sunday around 6 a.m. to report that he left his keys on the seat of his red 1992 Chevrolet pickup truck in Kennewick, a city roughly 140 miles southwest of Spokane, and "someone just stole it."

Kelley said he saw a man riding a bicycle who "discovered the keys and then threw his back bike in the bed of the truck and fled," according to a Facebook post from the Kennewick Police Department.

[EdnaMode]

Giving Florida Man a run for his money.

[Dr. Sivana]

The Washington version is milder and gentler, but a bit more stoned.

[DIRTYSECRET]

Can’t make this stuff up.

[nuke_road_warrior]

Karma, she be a B****h.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Karma explained in real time.

[samtheman]

I wonder if he’s going to get time off for victimhood.

[Rurudyne]

Consider that stolen!

[Boogieman]

Plot twist: the man on the bike was from the Getaway Driver’s Union, who didn’t appreciate this fellow trying to strike out on his own without them.

[Verginius Rufus]

Makes me think of that song from the 1960s or 1970s which asked (or axed): “who’s making love to your old lady, while you was out making love?”

[Boomer]

Instant Karma. Gotta luv it.

[Grampa Dave]

Karma can be a mean and hateful b$tch!

[xp38]

A 27 year old Chev pickup? I wonder which haul was worth more the pickup or what he stole from the store?

[SunkenCiv]

"And I had a big bag of pot under the seat! They got that too!"

[apocalypto]

lol