[CaliforniaCraftBeer]

[Yossarian]

Great, now Monopoly will get a "Martin Luther King Jr. Avenue" property…
…and when you land on it you have to pull a card from the "Drive By Shooting" stack.

[Billthedrill]

I can hardly wait for the My Little Pony version of Straight Outta Compton...

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Wait, what? This is like Disney pushing Mickey Mouse and Donald duck aside to promote drug addled whores to the kids instead.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Now we know what the “bro” in Hasbro means.

[BenLurkin]

Death Row Toys

by Hasbro

Fits right in with the nightmare before Christmas

[Captain Peter Blood]

They overpaid. Should have bought Dead Dog Records.

[DesertRhino]

Owned by Hasbro, that’s gangsta if I’ve ever heard if it.

Ice Cube got it right over 20 years ago in that “No Vaseline” song.

[Moonman62]

There’s more to the story. I’d say they’ll sell Death Row as soon as they can:

Hasbro, the toy maker behind My Little Pony, Monopoly and Mr. Potato Head recently bought an independent studio that makes children shows Peppa Pig and Pj Masks and also happens to own Death Row Records.

[DesertRhino]

“Yelling Compton but moved to Riverside....”

[BEJ]

They should acquire rockem sockem robots and make black gangsta version, if they are into that kind of thing.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Yeah, my n-word! We be clownin’ up in this mutha——er with dem GI Joe toys and s—t!

[dfwgator]

“Straight Outta Baltic Avenue”

[wardaddy]

Does anyone make an accurate article title anymore?

Death Row went broke 14 years ago. This is about Hasbro buying Eone

An entertainment outfit

Death Row is not much except they acquire the masters not owned by performers

Title sounds like wow.....Suge Knights old biz just sold for 4 billion

[CtBigPat]

Hasbro also recently introduced Monopoly: Socialism - Because winning is for Capitalists!

https://www.dailywire.com/news/51003/hasbro-introduces-monopoly-socialism

[Mariner]

All of Hasbro’s toys are made in China.

These tariffs will hammer them.

So...they decided to get into another line of work while they still had a grubstake.

[LegendHasIt]

Well, that’s a match made in hell.

The poor dang kids are already being bombarded enough with horrible role models; What next?; Rapper dolls complete with guns and with built in player of the Rapper’s most violent rhymes, Pull a string and the Kiddies can stage their own shootouts with the matching atmosphere ‘music’???

[Hoosier-Daddy]

Somehow apropos.

[rollo tomasi]

Children will be able to reenact those days of yore when the Tupac and Biggie wars saved humanity. Rumor has it that a three-way set of Tupac, Snoop Dogg, and a very inebriated Kamala Harris with a bong and college textbook accessories in tow will be released soon.

[Deplorable American1776]

Selling Hasbro stock tomorrow..