[thoughtomator]

I always answer unknown calls by saying “Thank you for calling the Consumer Fraud Enforcement Division, may I help you?”

[Brandybux]

I always answer unknown calls by saying “Thank you for calling the Consumer Fraud Enforcement Division, may I help you?”

Drats! Can't do that, as I periodically have my business number forwarded to my cell phone.

However, next time I decide to change the name of my WIFI network, I might try "Consumer Fraud Protection Division" or some variant thereof.

Currently I'm using "Homeland Security Monitoring Van."

I also use "FBI Monitoring Van" and "Mytown PD Monitoring Van," where Mytown is actually the name of my municipality.

[mkmensinger]

I prefer to answer;”OK, it’s done. But there’s blood everywhere.”