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To: C19fan

He woke up with her laying on his arm. It was either chew that arm off to flee too freedom or file for divorce.


12 posted on 08/21/2019 10:14:25 AM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
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To: Anti-Bubba182

Double Coyote Ugly:

When you chew off your other arm because you know she will be looking for a one armed man.


21 posted on 08/21/2019 10:26:44 AM PDT by woodbutcher1963
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To: Anti-Bubba182

Londo Mollari said it best:

“Yes! That day! The next day I woke up, I saw her in the light of day, sleeping against my arm and I decided I would rather chew off my arm than wake her up.”

“No, no! She had a voice that could curdle fresh milk.”


48 posted on 08/21/2019 12:23:03 PM PDT by Zathras
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