[bagster]

I understand that in California "eating a pill" can also mean using a suppository. Wash those hands.

I understand that in Texas, Texas Tea often involves bolsas de juevos.

Wash your nose.

[humblegunner]

Best you watch out for Popeye.

He lives down at Aransas Pass and will still eat spinach and bust a sucka up.

The cops don't even write that stuff up anymore, it's "local color".

Lousy screws...