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Deputies arrest Florida woman hiding inside hotel box spring
Orlando Sentinel ^ | 8/13/2019 | Joe Mario Pedersen

Posted on 08/17/2019 11:12:28 AM PDT by simpson96

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To: simpson96

She made her bed....


21 posted on 08/17/2019 11:51:12 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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Added to the list of charges: removed the mattress tag


22 posted on 08/17/2019 11:55:34 AM PDT by AF_Blue ("Lie? Me? Never! The truth is far too much fun." - Capt. J.A.S. Hook)
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To: simpson96

Girl, you’re probably not going to be able to sleep your way out of this little predicament.


23 posted on 08/17/2019 11:57:25 AM PDT by Clay Moore (You can vote your way into socialism, but you have to shoot your way out.)
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hiding in a hotel bed box spring after she had violated her probation

Terms of probation: No drugs, alcohol, or hiding under mattresses.

24 posted on 08/17/2019 11:58:37 AM PDT by Fido969 (In!)
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25 posted on 08/17/2019 12:04:26 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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What hotel was she at? I doubt it was at the Ritz or Hyatt... I want to know so I won’t accidentally check in there.


26 posted on 08/17/2019 12:14:24 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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To: simpson96; Lazamataz

Ingpay


27 posted on 08/17/2019 12:14:39 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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Sounds like she’s Serta-fiable.


28 posted on 08/17/2019 12:20:41 PM PDT by Ken H (2019 => The House of Representin')
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"Sounds like she's Serta-fiable"....

.......and she's also a Sealy goose who would not appeal to anyone's pallet.....and it would feel really good to put a futon her thievin' backside.

Leni

29 posted on 08/17/2019 12:40:54 PM PDT by MinuteGal ( MAGA ! ! !....MAGA ! ! !....MAGA ! ! !)
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To: Texas Eagle

Well, crap. Who knew it was illegal to hide in a mattress box spring? Some of these laws just seem to be made to make us criminals.

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It’s in the fine print on the mattress tags you’re not supposed to remove.


30 posted on 08/17/2019 12:49:32 PM PDT by Flick Lives (MSM, the Enemy of the People since 1898)
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I wonder what her Yelp comments about the hotel is like!

Bad room, ripped boxspring..Room service busted the door down, I give it 1 star..😋

31 posted on 08/17/2019 1:13:24 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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“Fuscaldo apparently cut a hole in the box spring”

Not only did she violate probation, she may now have the mattress police after her if any tags got removed.


32 posted on 08/17/2019 1:37:23 PM PDT by LeoTDB69
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FloriDuh woman?


33 posted on 08/17/2019 2:35:12 PM PDT by Grampa Dave ( Here's the Formula: Hatred + Government + Disarmed Civilians = Genocide !)
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Probably just checking for bed bugs.


34 posted on 08/17/2019 4:13:14 PM PDT by oldasrocks (Heavily Medicated for your Protection.)
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BOL!


35 posted on 08/17/2019 8:17:47 PM PDT by Grampa Dave ( Here's the Formula: Hatred + Government + Disarmed Civilians = Genocide !)
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“”Sounds like she’s Serta-fiable”....
.......and she’s also a Sealy goose who would not appeal to anyone’s pallet.....and it would feel really good to put a futon her thievin’ backside.”
Leni

Your a poet
Betcha didn’t know it
But your feet show it
They’re Longfellow’s


36 posted on 08/18/2019 3:52:44 AM PDT by flaglady47 (Trump 2020)
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