[CondorFlight]

Elvis isn’t dead; he’s in witness protection.

[Dr. Sivana]

Elvis isn’t dead; he’s in witness protection.

After years of reporting Elvis' whereabouts and doings for 15 years, the "Weekly World News" reported that Elvis Died from diabetes in the early '90s.

[StormEye]

"Elvis isn’t dead; he’s in witness protection."

Not true! He was abducted by space aliens and taken
to their planet. There he is being kept alive by their
advanced life extension techniques and will someday
return and give a free concert in Las Vegas.

He will have returned to normal weight and look like he's 20 years old.
The FBI knows this is true.
This was the true purpose of the Mueller investigation!

[bgill]

He was spotted just yesterday at the Dairy Queen with Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Gotta admit....when I was in Burger King in Kalamazoo I stuck a peek in the kitchen. Did not see him there.