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Florida woman who pulled gator from yoga pants gets probation
New York Post ^
| August 15, 2019
| Ben Feuerherd
Posted on 08/15/2019 8:29:10 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
A Florida woman who was arrested for pulling a small alligator out of her yoga pants during a traffic stop pleaded guilty to illegally possessing animals and was sentenced to probation, authorities said.
The woman, 25-year-old Ariel Machan-Le Quire, was arrested in May when she and 22-year-old Michael Clemons were pulled over by Charlotte County cops after Clemons ran a stop sign, according to police.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: critters; florida; floridawoman; gator; pet; pettrade; police; reptiles; smuggling; stuffinpants; thingsinpants; trafficstop; yogapants
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Talk about animal abuse. /sarc.
To: ConservativeStatement
We found the gal for you, Florida Man!
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posted on
08/15/2019 8:31:59 PM PDT
by
txrefugee
To: txrefugee
From the article:
Cops discovered 41 turtles in a “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” backpack, and asked Machan-Le Quire if she had anything else unusual on her. She then pulled a 1-foot-long gator out of her yoga pants and handed it to the officers, police said. What would have been amusing is if she said "Oh, not that but this..." and pulled out something else.
To: ConservativeStatement
was she using it as birth control? kinda like chastity belt with teeth?
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posted on
08/15/2019 8:34:06 PM PDT
by
Bob434
To: ConservativeStatement
If I had a 1 foot gator in my yoga pants, I’d probably run a stop sign, too.
To: txrefugee
Florida Woman does her Bullwinkle “watch me pull a gator outa ma pants” routine for Florida policeman. Win stupid prizes. Play the game.
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posted on
08/15/2019 8:38:43 PM PDT
by
Equine1952
(Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought))
To: ConservativeStatement
Do I _want_ to know the train of logic that culminated in “Therefore I will put a small alligator in my yoga pants.”
No. I don’t.
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posted on
08/15/2019 8:50:53 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: ConservativeStatement
Probation or not, I’m NOT leaving a gator in my yoga pants!!!
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posted on
08/15/2019 8:57:05 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: txrefugee
Maybe “she” started out as a Florida man too...
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posted on
08/15/2019 8:58:30 PM PDT
by
gnarledmaw
(Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
08/15/2019 8:58:52 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: ConservativeStatement
“Are you just happy to see me, or is that an alligator in your yoga pants?”
To: gnarledmaw
“Is that a gator in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
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posted on
08/15/2019 8:59:35 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: ConservativeStatement
Is Ariel Machan-Le Quire related to Clinton advisor Sandy “Burglar” Berger, by any chance?
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posted on
08/15/2019 9:00:05 PM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
To: dfwgator
To: ConservativeStatement
Florida: Where never-before-read headlines are created on a weekly basis!
To: txrefugee
Is that an alligator in your pants or are you just glad to see me???
To: ConservativeStatement
Does this gator make me look fat?
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posted on
08/15/2019 9:14:27 PM PDT
by
Huskrrrr
Poke salad Annie
Gator's in your panty
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
08/15/2019 9:36:06 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
To: ConservativeStatement
2 Football Titles
2 Basketball Titles
1 Baseball Title
All in 10 years, not too shabby.
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posted on
08/15/2019 9:49:26 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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