If I’m getting a pat down, I always ask “You aren’t gay are you?”
Usually met with an indignant “No.”
“That’s too bad, at least one of us should enjoy this...”
LOL! They still allowed you to make your flight on time after that one?
In ORD, I refused the naked scan and this pissed off the screener.
I got pulled aside for a detailed pat-down. As the TSA guy he was doing his grope thing I asked him what he told young ladies he meets in a bar when they ask what he does for a living.
He was down around my crotch and he glanced up at me. . .I asked him does he tell the truth (grope old men and molest kids), or does he admit to something more respectable, like handing out towels at a San Francisco bath-house.
Boy was he angry. . .