Whats an NFL?
An over-hyped, over-priced, over-promoted sideshow.
At one time fun to watch for competitive games, it descended into a Social Justice Warrior version of Thugball making Gillette-level errors.
This led to fan dissatisfaction, realizing they were being bled dry of disposable income and tiring of constant Leftist lecture by spoiled brats.
The stadia were turned into soccer fields for children until the exorbitant maintenance costs rendered the structures as obsolete as shopping malls from the 1980’s.
Most structures were eventually bull-dozed. Many municipalities, no longer able to afford diverting tax dollars to these money-pits, eventually auctioned the leveled properties to the highest bidder.
Archaeologists were to eventually find a single “pig sock” with the initials “C.K.” embroidered into the material. It was their conclusion this was somehow related to the final demise of this so-called "industry".