Don’t forget Florida Man wearing Jorts, mullet, faded #15 Tim Tebow or #7 Danny Wuerffel Jersey, smoking Pall Malls and drinking Natty Ice, doing the Gator chomp while getting their asses kicked by Georgia again, watching Dan Mullen grinning because it doesn’t matter if he wins or loses, because he’s making $7 million a year and his wife can go shop in Orlando to stay away from the crazies.

Ah yes, Georgia...home of the truly classy.
I worked the World’s Largest Cocktail Party in Jax and saw your classy people up close.
How many championships do you guys have?