[BookmanTheJanitor]

I’d been separated from my son’s father for two years and although we’d occasionally sleep together, we were never going to get back together.

How charming.

[missthethunder]

“I’d been separated from my son’s father for two years and although we’d occasionally sleep together, we were never going to get back together.
How charming.”

A coworker of mine was sleeping with her ex-husband and he found
a lump in her breast that turned out to be breast cancer.

True story.