This is why I love you guys!!! I post stuff sometimes just to see what you will say.
This product really exists and you can still buy it!
http://cajunmarket.com/Monicas-Hot-Sauce/
5 oz bottle (3 bottle minimum)
$6.95
Case 12/5 oz **Save 20%**
$66.72
Caution: For Oral Consumption Only!!
You just upped their sales :)