‘er ya go!... It was probably a skillet though ... double tap with skillet, iron maiden!
Seeing as it was in Alabama, it probably involved an iron skillet and kicking the snot out of him. Alabama women don’t mess around. I have a good friend whose husband came home drunk one too many times. She shot him in the leg but made him go outside first because they had new carpet.
I was hoping that it was Cast Iron.