Posted on 08/06/2019 5:51:38 PM PDT by grundle
Full title: A man broke into a woman's house in Alabama with a gun, police say. She countered with a pot of hot grease
Larondrick Macklin, 31, was arrested in Alabama after police say he broke into a woman's home and she threw hot grease on him.
Police in Alabama say a man suffered burns across his face after he broke into a woman's house with a gun and she defended herself with a pot of hot grease.
According to a statement from the Decatur Police Department, police responded to a call of a domestic dispute last Thursday and discovered Larondrick Macklin, 31, with burns on his face. He was taken to the hospital.
A detective discovered Macklin was the "primary aggressor in the altercation," according to a police statement. According to police, Macklin "entered the victims house with a firearm, and the victim defended herself with a pot containing hot grease."
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Next thing you know the Democrats and other asshats will be calling for “Pot of Grease” Control!!!!
Evidently, he wasn’t really intending to go through with shooting her. Bullets are faster than skillets.
Never take a gun to a grease fight.
The boy got messed up.
Looks like Michael Jackson without his makeup.
"Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face,Taken aback, the doctor goes to the next patient, who immediately launches into:
Great chieftain o'the puddin' race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place, painch tripe or thairm:
Weel are ye worthy o' a grace as lang's my arm..."
"Some hae meat, and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And sae the Lord be thankit."
This continues with the next patient:
"Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie,"Well!" said the Englishman, turning to his Scottish colleague, "I see that you saved the psychiatric ward for last!"
O what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty, wi bickering brattle
I wad be laith to run and chase thee, wi murdering prattle!"
"Ah, nae," the Scottish doctor corrected him, "This is the Serious Burns Unit."
Well, we DO have Pershing Missiles...and General Pershing the one who anecdotally suggested it in the first place! Ha Ha Ha.
Sounds like a plan! :-)
“Since the situation was of a domestic nature, we are not at liberty to discuss the relationship between the victim and the suspect at this time,” a police spokeswoman told USA TODAY.
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It was certainly not a good relationship!
Michael Jackson would be pissed to know what he spent
tons of money on could have been accomplished by simply
sticking his face into a deep fryer.
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