My name for Kamala, “The Old Mattress.”
Elizabeth Taylor’s servants called her that because she was doing every guy in the world. So Kamala is an Old Mattress too.
When I was in HS, there was a joke going around: Q: Where could you find more fingerprints than the FBI? Uh, I dunno, where? A: The ETA! Yeah, what's that? A: Elizabeth Taylor's ass.