[ssfromla]

...private planes and megayachts shuttling guests

Climate change is only for the little people don't ya know.

rolls eyes

[Pajamajan]

Shush you peasants! Our betters are entitled to luxurious lives. They "care" so much more.

Now don't forget to take your weekly cold shower for no more than 5 minutes.

Also a reminder that your water meter is being monitored. They will know if you take longer shower. It will be a trip to the camps if you go over your allowed time. So remember- 5 minutes.

And lets not forget toilet paper rule: 1 square-that's all you need.

After you finish shower, you can walk 10 miles to work.

And when you get home tonight, do not, under any circumstances, run air conditioners comrades.

I don't care if it is 107 degrees in your house- don't do it.

Stop complaining. Do what you're told.