“....I’m sure there is some outstanding social injustice issue that can only be solved by this horse’s ass pissing on a potato at Walmart....”
Exactly. IF I saw someone doing that, I’d be charged with assault and battery because I’d knock the living shite out of em right then and there. They’d be missing some teeth when I was through. In this day and age, I can’t tell if they self identify as male, female or one other of the 75 genders they claim to exist so I’m just gonna treat em as “male” and beat the living hell outta of em.
I hear you. Beatdown in the produce section.
Tell 'em you self-identify as the Tooth Fairy.