https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Lampoon_1964_High_School_Yearbook_Parody
Posted on 07/30/2019 3:44:03 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
WEST MIFFLIN, Pa. - A bizarre incident at the Walmart in West Mifflin has police searching for a woman. They released surveillance camera pictures of the woman in the hope that someone can help identify her.
She is accused of urinating on potatoes at Walmart.
A Walmart representative said it was a store employee who saw what the woman was doing.
"My first reaction is one, kind of horrified. I realize that some people have issues that might lead them to do things that might be considered unusual," said Beth Elliot who shops at the store.
(Excerpt) Read more at wpxi.com ...
I hear you. Beatdown in the produce section.
Is this headline a craigslisting under jobs?
I hear that she sits among the carrots and peas...
Probably sh*ts in the Bacon Bits, too.
According to health training films made by Disney for South America, it is common to pee and poop in the fields leading to health problems. Disney showed them they should be constructing outhouses AWAY from the food supply.
And craps on ginger snaps.
Let’s not even mention Cheez Whiz.
“At least she didn’t choose option #2”
That we know of anyway. :/
“We’re working with the West Mifflin Police Department to find the responsible party and have them prosecuted.”
Havent caught her yet.
I had a distributorship for Little Debbie Snaks in Tulsa for several decades. I went in a Walmart at 4:00 am to write orders. For a period of about 4 months, a young woman came in ever morning to have a conversation with the bulk potatoes. No one cared until she started climbing up in the middle of them and having very loud arguments. Walmart attracts crazies.
Exhibitionistophobe
Stahhhhp!!!!
GREAT! Another three years of Congressional investigations......
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Lampoon_1964_High_School_Yearbook_Parody
Investigators asked the eye witness if the suspect was Russian.
“Nope, she just took her time.”
OK, but only because I have to go to work now.
Confucius says, woman who cooks potatoes and peas in same pot very unsanitary. This may be some ancient ritual we are invading here!
These people need major jail time and it needs to be broadcast by ALL channels.
I shop in this store fairly often.
Proximity to some parts of town where civilization has collapsed + Walmart whacko magnet power = insanity.
I wonder if this is the latest form of food licking, thinking it is funny to contaminate food and trigger a disgust reflex in others.
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