Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: BenLurkin

I made Siri listen to an endless loop of the cheesiest one hit wonders from the 1970s and 80s. She’s now completely insane and incoherent but doesn’t listen in on me so much anymore.


2 posted on 07/27/2019 5:35:46 PM PDT by thoughtomator (The Clinton Coup attempt was a worse attack on the USA than was 9/11)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


To: thoughtomator
I made Siri listen to an endless loop of the cheesiest one hit wonders from the 1970s and 80s.

Timothy...Timothy...where on earth did you go?
Timothy, Timothy, God why don't I know?

Ooh I've been to Georgia and California
and, anywhere I could run
I took the hand of a preacher man
and we made love in the sun
but I ran out of places
and friendly faces
because I had to be free
I've been to paradise
but I've never been to me...


Well, at lunchtime
You can always find me
At the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar
Just sucking on my plain white yogurt
From my hand thrown pottery jar

And sippin' a little hand pressed cider
With a carrot stick for dessert
And wiping my face in a natural way
On the sleeve of my peasant shirt
Oh, yeah

8 posted on 07/27/2019 6:07:10 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("...a choice between Woke-fevered Democrats and Koch-funded Republicans is insufficient."-Mark Steyn)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson