“I’ve been caught stealing...once, when I was 5.....”
The song that must have inspired a thousand kleptomaniacs...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwjiO1MCVs
Apparently the song (and the Force, of course) have power over weak minds.
However, I remember a guy telling me he got questioned at work by HR because ....... he had a Jane’s Addiction CD on his desk of something. They wanted to know if he was into ..... drugs.
Even I rolled by eyes when I heard that one.