To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
2 posted on
07/27/2019 10:23:32 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The group did not want to venture into the woods alone, so they called 911 and assured the man that help was on the way. The "Brave Sir Robin" generation.
3 posted on
07/27/2019 10:24:31 AM PDT by
ElkGroveDan
(My tagline is in the shop.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Nothing good happens in trees after midnight.
4 posted on
07/27/2019 10:26:18 AM PDT by
Governor Dinwiddie
(In Italia i fascisti si dividono in due categorie : i fascisti e gli antifascisti. -- Ennio Flaiano)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“Don’t tax me, don’t tax thee. Tax that fellow...um, impaled on that tree.”
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What was he doing is a tree? Well, it's obvious - tree sex!
I saw a hot looking tree once. It gave me a woody!
13 posted on
07/27/2019 10:32:25 AM PDT by
Cowboy Bob
("Other People's Money" = The life blood of Liberalism)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Curious what a 73 YO man was doing in a tree at night.
Anyone seen Bob Mueller?
14 posted on
07/27/2019 10:32:33 AM PDT by
Alas Babylon!
(The media is after us. Trump's just in the way.)
Splintered tree stumps must be stopped!!! Going around impaling people and sh*t!!!
16 posted on
07/27/2019 10:38:15 AM PDT by
dsrtsage
(For Leftists, World History starts every day at breakfast)
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“While waiting, another group of runners came by. Eiseler and her friends explained the situation, and two male runners in the group went in to check out what was going on.“
Toxic masculinity strikes again.
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Guess that answers the age old question: If a man falls from on a tree in the woods and there’s no one around, does he make a sound?
29 posted on
07/27/2019 11:49:05 AM PDT by
Moltke
(Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Can a group of four be “alone”?
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Close to home. Almost happened to me recently when trimming branches. I was standing on the ground but had to quickly back up, and stumbled and fell on the ground. Nothing wrong yet, ground was soft and I knew that may fall, so I was ready. But then I looked next to me to the left and saw a large branch with a sub-branch mostly removed - the remaining stub looked like a 6” dagger sticking straight up. Missed it by that much. That was a BIG lesson learned.
36 posted on
07/27/2019 2:53:12 PM PDT by
BobL
(I eat at McDonald's and shop at Walmart - I just don't tell anyone.)
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