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To: bagster

Speaking of that, I guaranTEE he can’t reach around far enough to clean his backside properly.


177 posted on 07/26/2019 2:02:04 PM PDT by ichabod1 (He's a vindictive SOB but he's *our* vindictive SOB.)
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211 posted on 07/26/2019 3:14:18 PM PDT by stylin19a (2016 - Best.Election.Of.All.Times.Ever.In.The.History.Of.Ever)
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To: ichabod1
Speaking of that, I guaranTEE he can’t reach around far enough to clean his backside properly.

But he does have interns.

217 posted on 07/26/2019 3:26:04 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (To the Left, The truth is Right Wing Extremism.)
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To: ichabod1
Speaking of that, I guaranTEE he can’t reach around far enough to clean his backside properly.

No doubt. And its definitely more than a one man job to lift that mass of sagging flesh up high enough to scrape the barnacles and mold out from under.

I wonder if his Congressional staff has to get involved. I'm pretty sure our tax dollars weren't intended for that.

Corruption at the highest level.

Let's call it Lardgate.


222 posted on 07/26/2019 3:39:53 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: ichabod1

Speaking of that, I guaranTEE he can’t reach around far enough to clean his backside properly.@@@@@@@

I’m thinking his LOO sports a BIDET


231 posted on 07/26/2019 4:00:31 PM PDT by Billyv ( Ephesians 6:11 for we battle not against flesh and blood...Pray for our leaders and nation!)
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