19. "Horns quit playing the Aggies cuz they're scared."
20. "Bama's had 5 AP championships in 10 years. Horns have 3 since...ever."
21. “Texas BBQ sucks.”
Good ones!
I knew everyone enjoyed HS football.
I realised it was just short of a religious cult when I saw a small Texas town close up tighter than Dick’s hat band so everyone could drive 50-60 miles to watch their boys play another team.
I mean the only people in town were the three of us parked at the truck stop.
Wish I could remember the town names but it was years ago and off the beaten path.
Texas, like a whole nother world.
#18 is all you need followed by a great big “ROLL TIDE”