Do they have a prescription to cure climate change?
Sodium cyanide tablet, 100mg. Take one with a large glass of water.
For the right amount of money I’m sure they can come up with something. Will it work? Probably not but at least they will have tried. That is all that really counts isn’t it?
I believe it's called a Valium Xanax cocktail.
Yes, in fact, they do!
First of all, vote democrat!
Secondly, listen to AOC, she knows!
Thirdly, don’t complain when they increase your taxes; it’s a blessing to your health to pay more for everything, but especially more government, to battle man-made global warming.
Next, get rid of your car, truck, motorcycle, and ride a push bike. Great for your health.
Now, dump plastic of all kinds, or better yet, recycle it all and use hemp for packaging. The extra germs found in the reused fibers will strengthen your autoimmune system.
Finally, do not object when the government starts reeducation camps for conservatives, even if they’re your family or friends. It’s for their own good! They’ll make healthy citizens after, and if that doesn’t work, healthy fertilizer for Mother Gaia!
A meteor about 50 miles in diameter. That’ll fix it for all time.
So glad you asked. Yes we do; just send al gore a nice big check and the problem is solved. For a little extra dough, he can even arrange for you to have your own personal climate, whatever you would like, that you can take with you wherever you go. Imagine walking around during TS Barry in your own bubble of sunshine and gentle breeze. Mark Steyn didn’t refer to him as Almer Gore-try for nothing.